July 08, 2015

Dear (Fill in the blank)...

You're all OK with a few random notes, right?!  OK!  Let's proceed!

Dear Marketing Directors,
Yes, my birthday is this week.  Yes, I did willingly a sign-up for birthday perks (OK, I remember signing up for most of them, but a few just came out of nowhere!) and appreciate even automated recognition of my birthday.  However, why do you all want me to visit ON MY BIRTHDAY?!  There's no way I'm hitting Cold Stone Creamery, BGood, Panera Bread, Starbucks, and Baskin-Robins within a few days of my birthday!  Can you do me a favor and consider making birthday perks good for two weeks or a month?!

Please and thank you,
The girl who wants her free birthday perks


Dear Comcast,
Somehow, I don't think it's funny that I lose wi-fi if I'm more than 10-15 feet away from the router.  It kind of defeats the purpose of wi-fi, don't ya think?!  Your customer support team suggesting that we upgrade to faster service isn't going to help either.  Just sayin'.

The lady who would like to watch TV and blog at the same time


Dear Beach-going people,
PLEASE, for all that is holy - STOP going in the water for a few weeks!  Or at least don't be so shocked that there are shark attacks.  Sharks live in. the. ocean.  We're in their territory!  I acknowledge that the sharks are more active this year.  But I'm not the only one that has seen the reports of shark sightings, right?

Someone who doesn't want more "breaking news" of shark attacks


Dear Puppers,
I think that my insomnia has officially rubbed off on you.  Your desire to go out at 2, 3:30 and 4:30 each morning is cutting into the few hours of sleep that I usually get.  I'll work on my insomnia issues if you'll work on yours.

A very tired dogmom


Dear Mother Nature,
As us New Englanders say - it is "wicked humid out".  It's a nightmare for asthmatics. I know it's summer, and I'll curtail my complaints about the heat if you'll meet me half-way and scale back the humidity.

Someone who prefers not to wheeze every time I leave air conditioning

Do you have any letters to share?


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  1. lol I agree with you 100% on all of theses!

  2. Oh my gosh, we have the same problems with Comcast out here in the Midwest!! These are all great and very entertaining

  3. LOL! I agree 1000x on the Comcast one. They keep telling me to upgrade, but I'm already at the most you can upgrade!

  4. I have heard a lot of bad stories about Comcast.

    Dear McDonald's: some of your 24/7 locations would be better off closed overnight, instead of having such bad overnight service.

  5. I'm almost glad that we aren't going to the beach this year!

  6. Haha! Did you see the video from that woman in, like, Tennessee that is begging people in NC NOT to go in the water? It's GOLD!


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