Dear Marketing Directors,
Yes, my birthday is this week. Yes, I did willingly a sign-up for birthday perks (OK, I remember signing up for most of them, but a few just came out of nowhere!) and appreciate even automated recognition of my birthday. However, why do you all want me to visit ON MY BIRTHDAY?! There's no way I'm hitting Cold Stone Creamery, BGood, Panera Bread, Starbucks, and Baskin-Robins within a few days of my birthday! Can you do me a favor and consider making birthday perks good for two weeks or a month?!
Please and thank you,
The girl who wants her free birthday perks
Somehow, I don't think it's funny that I lose wi-fi if I'm more than 10-15 feet away from the router. It kind of defeats the purpose of wi-fi, don't ya think?! Your customer support team suggesting that we upgrade to faster service isn't going to help either. Just sayin'.
The lady who would like to watch TV and blog at the same time
Dear Beach-going people,
PLEASE, for all that is holy - STOP going in the water for a few weeks! Or at least don't be so shocked that there are shark attacks. Sharks live in. the. ocean. We're in their territory! I acknowledge that the sharks are more active this year. But I'm not the only one that has seen the reports of shark sightings, right?
Someone who doesn't want more "breaking news" of shark attacks
I think that my insomnia has officially rubbed off on you. Your desire to go out at 2, 3:30 and 4:30 each morning is cutting into the few hours of sleep that I usually get. I'll work on my insomnia issues if you'll work on yours.
A very tired dogmom
Dear Mother Nature,
As us New Englanders say - it is "wicked humid out". It's a nightmare for asthmatics. I know it's summer, and I'll curtail my complaints about the heat if you'll meet me half-way and scale back the humidity.
Someone who prefers not to wheeze every time I leave air conditioning
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P.S. Don't forget to enter my Jamberry giveaway. It ends Friday at midnight. :-)